I HATE my kids' cell phones!

You get your children cell phones so you can keep in touch with them.

They in turn use them to keep in touch, at all times, with whom do I know.

They keep their cell phones on their bodies practically at all times, since they contain so much personal information. If I could get my hands on them, I would drive over them (the cell phones).

You see your kids for a few moments in the day when they are almost grown up, and they only care about their text-messages! You speak to them a few sentences and they have another text message. Even in the dental chair, all the young folks are texting. They can do it blind-folded, lying down with their mouth open.